Just as I suspected!
Worst. Sippie cup. Ever.
Best part- There is a slit for flatulence running the length of the suppository that allows the patient to pass gas without losing the suppository.
This week’s entry is a song parody I came up with over many diaper changes with my daughter during her first three years. I discovered that if I sang to her while changing her diaper it helped calm her down and made her wiggle less. The problem I faced is that most of the songs I knew by heart were from contemporary musicals by Jason Robert Brown, William Finn, Stephen Sondheim and Stephen Schwartz (among others). While these are all awesome composers, they usually write complex melodies with lyrics that are not very “kid friendly”.
One day I started singing the opening chorus of Songs for a New World to her, changing the lyrics on the fly to suit the situation. I don’t know if it was because I was amusing myself, but I managed to get a big giggle from my daughter, and our new diaper changing song was born! Over the course of MANY diaper changes, I was able to flesh it out to a verse and two choruses, which was usually long enough to cover even the messiest changes!
So without further adobe, I present to you the lyrics to my recently retired (for now) diaper changing song…
Hmm… with sales prices like this, no wonder Circuit City went out of business!