Jane Austen…For Guys!

Pride and Prejudice and Zombies

Have you ever finished Pride and Prejudice and thought, “You know what this book needs is more zombie attacks!” 

Well now you are in luck!  Seth Grahme-Smith has reimagined the classic work with a new twist to spice up the “duller parts”.

Pride and Prejudice and Zombies: The Classic Regency Romance – Now with Ultraviolent Zombie Mayhem!  will grace your bookstore shelves mon May 13, 2009.  It features the original text of Jane Austen’s beloved novel with all new scenes of bone-crunching zombie action!

What’s that?  Guys don’t READ Jane Austen?  OK, How about this…

Have you ever been forced to watch the movie adaptation of Pride and Prejudice and thought, “You know what this movie needs is a killer alien hunting his human prey!”  Guess what?  You too are in luck!

Elton John’s Rocket Pictures will produce a film called Pride and Predator. knightleypredator_l“It felt like a fresh and funny way to blow apart the done-to-death Jane Austen genre by literally dropping this alien into the middle of a costume drama, where he stalks and slashes to horrific effect,” his Rocket partner David Furnish tells Variety





If my wife and I are blessed with another little girl I hope expect  DEMAND that we receive this cake!


This would also work for a boy with a few modifications.  OOH!  Even better if we have twins! (A boy and a girl, of course!)