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(O.K. technically I’m a Wreckporter.)
Anyone that knows me has probably heard me pimp Cakewrecks as the funniest blog EVAH!  It never fails to bring a smile to my face and start my day off on a good note.
 Every time I’m at the store I can’t resist perusing the bakery case in hopes of finding a [...]

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I found some funny posters online to promote Star Wars Weekends at Disneyworld.  Make sure you also check out the slide show on the bottom for the airport cross promotion!
http://www.starwars.com/fans/events/news20090427.html

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Have you ever finished Pride and Prejudice and thought, “You know what this book needs is more zombie attacks!” 
Well now you are in luck!  Seth Grahme-Smith has reimagined the classic work with a new twist to spice up the “duller parts”.
Pride and Prejudice and Zombies: The Classic Regency Romance – Now with Ultraviolent Zombie Mayhem!  [...]

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If my wife and I are blessed with another little girl I hope expect  DEMAND that we receive this cake!
http://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2009/02/come-to-dark-side-we-have-cake.html
This would also work for a boy with a few modifications.  OOH!  Even better if we have twins! (A boy and a girl, of course!)

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I bought a new skin for my Guitar Hero controller on CLEARANCE for $0.98!!!  It you can’t tell from my lovely 1.3 megapixel cell phone camera it is a replica of Eddie Van Halen’s guitar with “pearl inlays” on the fret board and buttons.
It may not make me play any better, but I look 1/8 [...]

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I found this card online.  I think it says it all!

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***Original post date March 22,2007*** 
Like many American artists my age, I was shocked/surprised/amazed/horrified at how a tiny little Disney channel movie called High School Musical went on to become the giant marketing juggernaut that it is today. The cd and dvd sales are still through the roof a year after its release.
Music Theatre International started [...]

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Thanks to Bob Manasco for pointing this site out to me!
Working for the Federation is still a JOB! Being that, I’m sure they had some of those silly inspirational posters in the break areas to motivate the crewmen. What if they looked like this?
http://echosphere.net/star_trek_insp/star_trek_insp.html
I may need to assimilate a few for my office!

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The other day I took a stroll through the toy department of our local Wal-Mart. Did you know that they now have Star Wars Transformers? They have a Tie Fighter that transforms in Darth Vader! An X-Wing Fighter that transforms into a Luke Skywalker-esque robot. Their “canons” pull out and become lightsabers! And the ultimate, [...]

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